Cheat Sheet: DeSantis Rolls Out Cringe Ad Saying He Was Sent by God

"And on the 8th day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said I need a protector. So God made a fighter," a creepy voiceover says over a montage of DeSantis pics.

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