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Abby Rubenstein, Neal Freyman, Matty Merritt, Max Knoblauch

MARKETS

Nasdaq

11,102.45

S&P

3,901.06

Dow

32,861.80

10-Year

4.016%

Bitcoin

$20,596.28

Apple

$155.74

*Stock data as of market close, cryptocurrency data as of 12:00am ET. Here's what these numbers mean.

  • Markets: It was a wild ride for markets this week, with both tanking Big Tech shares dragging things down and signs that the Fed might cool it on rate hikes giving investors more confidence—but in the end, hope won. Stocks rose yesterday, and all three major indexes closed out the week higher. One big exception to the tech gloom: Apple, which had its best day since 2020 yesterday after reporting stronger-than-expected quarterly profits the day before.
 

POLITICS

Nancy Pelosi's husband attacked by home intruder looking for the Speaker

Paul and Nancy Pelosi Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images

Paul Pelosi, the 82-year-old husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, was beaten with a hammer in their San Francisco home yesterday by a man who broke in and was searching for the politician (who was in Washington).

Police identified David Depape, 42, as the attacker and said he would be charged with crimes including attempted homicide, assault with a deadly weapon, elder abuse, and burglary.

Though authorities have so far maintained that the motive is unclear, the attacker reportedly yelled "Where is Nancy?" at Paul before the assault. The question recalls chants heard from the mob that attacked the US Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. Depape's social media posts include conspiracy theories about the 2020 election, the Jan. 6 insurrection, and Covid vaccines, per CNN.

Threats against lawmakers have been on the rise, and the attack on Paul Pelosi has only increased concerns about safety as the midterm elections approach.

  • US Capitol Police investigated 9,625 threats against members of Congress in 2021, up from just 3,939 in 2017.
  • In the first quarter of 2022, they opened 1,820 new investigations.

Besides that he's Nancy's husband, what else do we know about Paul Pelosi? Ever since Nancy launched her political career in 1976, Paul has preferred to stay out of the spotlight (though a recent DUI conviction thrust him there anyway).

But he's had major success in business: He's the founder of San Francisco-based investment firm Financial Leasing Services, which invests in real estate and stocks. Insider has estimated the couple's combined wealth at around $46 million. They even own a vineyard.

What now? Paul was hospitalized for surgery after the attack, but a statement from the House Speaker's office said he is expected to make a "full recovery."—AR

        

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WORLD

Tour de headlines

Elon Musk pointing with a bird on his finger Photo Illustration: Dianna "Mick" McDougall, Photo: Getty Images/Frederic J. Brown

Elon Musk's first full day owning Twitter was…eventful. Musk said he was forming a "content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints" and won't reinstate any accounts before the council meets. Meanwhile, two trolls calling themselves Rahul Ligma and Daniel Johnson posed as fired Twitter employees outside company HQ, though no staff layoffs have actually been announced (yet). As for the top execs who were fired on Thursday, they're eligible for more than $100 million in severance and equity award payouts.

It's hard out here for tech billionaires. The 20 richest ones have collectively seen $480 billion of their wealth evaporate this year (at least on paper) as most tech stocks came down from pandemic highs, per the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg alone lost $11.2 billion this Thursday as his company continues to struggle with declining ad revenues and his own determination to focus on the metaverse. He's still worth around $37.7 billion, so you don't have to feel too bad for him.

Flu season is gonna be a doozy. Influenza is hitting the US both early and extra hard this year, according to new CDC data. There have already been ~880,000 cases so far, resulting in nearly 7,000 hospitalizations—and experts estimate this year's season will be the worst they've seen since 2009, when swine flu hit. This comes as new Covid variants and a spike in RSV cases are already testing the healthcare system.

ENERGY

Oil execs last quarter

Jerry Seinfeld counting money and laughing Seinfeld/Sony Pictures Entertainment via Giphy

Exxon's been around for 152 years. It has never scored higher profits than it did last quarter.

ExxonMobil, the largest US oil company, said it raked in nearly $20 billion in profits in Q3. And Chevron, the country's No. 2 oil company, reported quarterly profits of $11.2 billion—its second-best quarter on record.

To put some of those astronomical numbers in perspective…

  • Exxon's quarterly earnings of $19.7 billion almost match those of famously profitable Apple, which brought in $20.7 billion.
  • Exxon's full-year profits are projected to top those of Amazon, P&G, and Tesla combined, according to Bloomberg.

But cashing those kinds of checks while Americans are struggling to pay for gas won't earn oil execs many Halloween party invites. Exxon CEO Darren Woods dug himself a deeper hole yesterday when he boosted the company's dividend and justified it by saying, "There has been discussion in the US about our industry returning some of our profits directly to the American people. In fact, that's exactly what we're doing in the form of our quarterly dividend."

President Biden responded on Twitter: "Can't believe I have to say this but giving profits to shareholders is not the same as bringing prices down for American families."

How the tables have turned. In August 2020, when oil prices were in the dumps, Exxon was booted from the Dow to make way for a software company. Now, as oil prices have skyrocketed and inflation stalks the globe, energy is eating software's lunch. The S&P's energy sector is up more than 61% YTD while tech is down ~29%—NF

        

ART

75 years of Mondrian misdirection

Mondrian painting being flipped around Illustration: Francis Scialabba, Photo: Mondrain/Holtzman Trust

A careless museum curator? A mischievous sculpture in a Night at the Museum situation? No one knows for sure how the famous work by Dutch artist Piet Mondrian got flipped around, but for 75+ years it's been hanging upside down.

The artwork, "New York City I," features pieces of colorful tape overlapping each other on canvas. It was first displayed (incorrectly) at MoMA in 1945 and has traveled to a number of famous museums—it has lived in one in Düsseldorf, Germany, since 1980. An upcoming show prompted curator Susanne Meyer-Büser to research the painting, and she found:

  • A painting with a similar name and style that's currently on display in Paris has the same thick overlap of lines present in the piece at the top of the painting, rather than the bottom.
  • In a photo from Mondrian's own studio, the piece was flipped opposite to the way it's been hung for decades.

Nothing we can do now. Unlike in the embarrassing Matiss-ident of '61, the Mondrian will not be turned around. Meyer-Büser said if it got corrected now, gravity would destroy the already frail tape. May we suggest just adding a few more pieces of tape?—MM

        

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GRAB BAG

Key performance indicators

12-foot-tall Home Depot Skeleton gif with hearts and dancing skeletons. Dianna "Mick" McDougall, Sources: Home Depot, Getty Images

Stat: Halloween's not just for the candy-crazed anymore: Home improvement chains are relying on the holiday to get people into stores since outdoor decorations have gained popularity. Home Depot, known for its 12-foot skeleton, went from offering 418 holiday-themed products last year to 861 this year, according to Retail Dive. While its rival, Lowe's, has only boosted its Halloween product assortment by ~20% this season, it also debuted a 12-foot mummy to compete with the skeleton, per CNBC.

Quote: "We wish only the best for each other as we pursue whatever new chapters in our lives that are yet to be written."

Football star Tom Brady announced that he and supermodel Gisele Bündchen have gotten divorced after 13 years of marriage. They were one of the world's true power couples—Brady has seven Super Bowl rings and Bündchen was reportedly the highest paid model globally in 2016.

Read: How Hershey sweetened its share price by going salty. (Wall Street Journal)

CARTOON

Saturday sketch

A crime scene lineup with one of the accused being a scary horsemen with a pumpkin as a head. Max Knoblauch

WHAT ELSE IS BREWING

  • McDonald's stock hit an all-time high yesterday after the fast-food chain's earnings beat expectations, helped along by nostalgic promotions and cheap menu items.
  • Brazil will hold its runoff presidential election Sunday between right-wing incumbent Jair Bolsonaro and leftist former leader Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, and the outcome is likely to determine the fate of environmental protections for the Amazon.
  • Rihanna released her first single in six years, a ballad for the upcoming Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack.
  • Scientists in the UK have captured rare video footage of a Madagascan aye-aye picking its nose and eating its snot, adding them to the list of species known to exhibit this behavior.

BREW'S BETS

Halloween weekend conversation starters:

Zombies are real: Watch what happens when a worm takes over a snail's brain.

The taste of fear: 50 recipes to celebrate the season.

GAMES

The puzzle section

Brew Crossword: Playing today's Halloween song-themed 15x15 crossword will make for a perfect weekend playlist. Play it here.

Open house

Welcome to Open House, the only newsletter section brave enough to make the live-action Black Cauldron. We'll give you a few facts about a listing and you try to guess the price.

8,000 square-foot castle in Idaho.Zillow

Today's pick was going to be a good old-fashioned haunted house, but what's scarier than a half-built new construction in the midst of sky-high interest rates? That's what we thought. This 8,000-square foot castle is in Sagle, ID, just 74 miles south of the Canadian border. Amenities include:

  • 2 beds, 3 baths
  • Private dock on Lake Pend Oreille (fifth-deepest lake in the US)
  • Rapunzel-esque in-law tower

How much for Castle Von Frandsen (you can rename it though)?

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Written by Neal Freyman, Abigail Rubenstein, Matty Merritt, and Max Knoblauch

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