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Good morning. The best news we read all week: Prices of chicken wings, which surged during the pandemic, have now dropped below pre-Covid levels. In fact, wings are the cheapest they've been since 2018.

It probably won't last. One of the main reasons wings are so cheap right now is…no one is buying wings right now. When the NFL season gets going, and we all get elbows deep in Daytona Sauce, prices will almost certainly rise.

Jamie Wilde, Matty Merritt, Abby Rubenstein, Neal Freyman, Max Knoblauch

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  • Markets: The three major indexes all ended lower for the week, snapping their longest weekly winning streak since November. Seems like investors remembered that the Fed is planning to continue hiking interest rates until the economy slows down even more. Meme stock Bed, Bath & Beyond closed out its dizzying week with a brutal sell-off, but at least one investor wasn't left holding the bag—GameStop Chairman Ryan Cohen made $68.1 million in profit from BBBY's rise after cashing out.

ENTERTAINMENT

Can HBO stick the King's Landing?

A still from House of the Dragon Ollie Upton/House of the Dragon/HBO

HBO's prequel to Game of Thrones, a Targaryen-led epic called House of the Dragon, debuts tomorrow and there's a ton of pressure for it to perform.

It's a precarious time for HBO to drop a show that cost a reported $20 million per episode, not including an expensive marketing blitz. Following HBO's merger with Discovery earlier this year, David Zaslav took over the corporate Iron Throne as CEO and has been slashing costs like they're Starks at the Red Wedding. Key acts of budgetary violence under his leadership:

1. Yesterday, HBO culled 36 underperforming shows and movies from its streamer, HBO Max, including 20 original series. The move ends ongoing payouts to cast, crew, and writers and will save the company "tens of millions of dollars," per CNBC.

2. Earlier this week, 14% of the company's staff (about 70 employees) were laid off, Deadline reported. Most were working on HBO Max, and sources told Vox that layoffs will continue through the fall.

3. At the beginning of this month, HBO axed Batgirl and, more tragically, Scoob! 2 (oh cruel fate!) for the tax write-downs, according to Variety.

Before Zaslav took the helm, a former WarnerMedia (HBO's parent) exec told Vox, "We got to be a little crazy." So when Discovery stepped in, it took on a pile of IOUs that now accounts for the majority of the company's $53 billion debt load. Zaslav has promised investors—who have been reining in their streaming investments across the board—that he'll scrape together $3 billion in cost savings from the merger.

HBO shouldn't count its dragon eggs before they hatch, but House of the Dragon's chance of pulling its weight both in dollars and Emmys seems good: For one thing, the reviews are in and they are encouraging. For another, it seems viewers are willing to forgive HBO for blowing it in the final season of Game of Thrones. Several analytics companies and HBO itself report that viewers have been pouring in to rewatch old GoT episodes ahead of its prequel's premiere, a promising sign they'll tune in for House of the Dragon.

If you want to spend a lot more time in Westeros, you will be able to: HBO is fiddling around with at least seven other projects as it attempts to hold the door open for this franchise as long as it can.—JW

        

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WORLD

Tour de headlines

VR selfie of Mark Zuckerberg Meta

Zuck responds to online trolls. Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg was made fun of mercilessly online this week (even more than usual). The reason? He posted a virtual selfie to announce the launch of VR platform Horizon Worlds in France and Spain that made its graphics seem on par with an N64. Yesterday, Zuck posted an update: He knows his selfie was "pretty basic" and promises "the graphics in Horizon are capable of much more." He included a selfie that's more Pixar than Minecraft to prove it.

Cineworld preps for bankruptcy. Cineworld, the world's No. 2 movie theater chain, shows what happens when you're a struggling theater company but don't have Nicole Kidman as a promoter—you make plans to file for bankruptcy, the WSJ reported. The company, which owns Regal Cinemas, said its business has been hit by lagging attendance, which was compounded by a weak film slate this summer. Rival AMC has managed to stay afloat thanks in part to its fundraising efforts from a rabid group of individual traders.

Finland's leader is not sorry for party rocking. Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin said she took a drug test after videos leaked this week of her partying, which drew criticism from her opponents. She said she wanted to rebuff any accusations that she used narcotics by agreeing to "unreasonable" demands to take a drug test. In general, Marin's response to the controversy has been, look—I'm 36, I work hard, and also like to have fun when I'm not working. "I personally hope that in 2022 it will be acceptable for people in such a decisive position to spend the evening singing and dancing," she said.

TECH

The internet's favorite CEO resigns amid assault allegations

A black and white photo of CEO Dan Price MediaNews Group/Orange County Register via Getty Images

Social media-famous CEO Dan Price resigned this week amid accusations that he assaulted multiple women.

Price became the poster child for ethical corporate leadership in 2015 when he announced he was raising the minimum salary at his credit card processing company, Gravity Payments, to $70,000—and that he would cut his own $1 million salary down to that level to do it. He then made sure his social media accounts made that news pop up in everyone's feeds about 10x per week.

But even back then, reports surfaced that Price's ex-wife accused him of domestic violence, and he was embroiled in a lawsuit from his brother over his management of the company. Now, new allegations against Price have come out in a damning report from the New York Times.

So, what are they?

  • The Times spoke to more than a dozen women who say Price mistreated them, including an ex-girlfriend who told police he raped her (the case has been referred to prosecutors).
  • Some former employees also told the NYT that he wasn't actually a good boss, and that Price himself dreamed up a viral stunt where employees gave him a Tesla as a sign of their thanks.
  • Most of Price's social media posts were written by a ghostwriter—an ex-reporter who had faced his own claims of inappropriate sexual behavior.

Price denies the misconduct claims. On Wednesday, he tweeted a screenshot of a company email in which he said he was resigning because his presence had become a "distraction" and plans to "focus full time on fighting false accusations against me."

"I'm not going anywhere," Price told his 775k Twitter followers.—AR

        

FOOD & DRINK

Hmm, where have we seen that mermaid logo before?

Stars coffee logo of siren in brown in Russia. Anadolu Agency/Getty Images

Russia had a simple plan to fill the deserted Starbucks stores across the country: Create what isn't, but certainly looks like, a parody coffee shop. Stars Coffee opened in Moscow Thursday after the Seattle-based coffee chain pulled out of Russia in May in response to its invasion of Ukraine.

Starbucks knockoffs will open throughout Russia over the next couple months as the country continues filling the void that departing Western companies left.

Before it joined the exodus of over 1,000 other companies, Starbucks had a presence in Russia for 15 years. Now that it's gone, Timati, a pro-Putin rapper, partnered with restaurateur Anton Pinksy in July to buy the 130 empty locations and track down new suppliers. They also created the…kind of new logo.

  • Another Russian reboot: Former McDonald's locations reopened in June as "Vkusno — i Tochka," which roughly translates to: "It's Tasty—Period."

Big picture: Russia is the Wild West for intellectual property right now. The Russian government said businesses can use patents held by owners from countries deemed "unfriendly" (i.e., the US) without paying. And savvy Russian entrepreneurs have also started applying for trademarks like Coca-Cola, Mercedes Benz, and Pampers to produce their own versions.—MM

        

GRAB BAG

Key performance indicators

Actor saying "kids need to know they suck" Stan Against Evil/RadicalMedia via Giphy

Stat: Earlier this week our "Stat" revealed that single young adults were much worse off financially than their lovebird friends. But here is the other side of the coin—it costs more than $300,000 (or $18,271 a year) to raise a child through high school, according to the Brookings Institution. That's a 9% increase from a calculation based on the inflation rate two years ago. And you wonder why we have a global population crisis…

Quote: "In the popular television series Stranger Things, the 'upside-down' describes a parallel dimension containing a distorted version of our world […] Recently, Florida has seemed like a First Amendment upside down."

Yes, US District Judge Mark Walker actually tossed a Stranger Things reference in his decision to block a crucial part of the "Stop WOKE Act," a Florida law that limits discussion of race, nationality, and gender in the workplace and in schools. Walker, who was appointed by former President Obama, said that the law was unconstitutional because it violates free speech protections. The bill's champion, Florida's Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis, will appeal the decision.

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WHAT ELSE IS BREWING

  • A Michigan judge blocked enforcement of the state's 91-year-old ban on abortion, which was revived after the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade.
  • Walmart expanded its coverage of abortion and related travel expenses for its employees.
  • An appeals court ordered the release of the full version of a secret DOJ memo on whether former President Trump obstructed the Mueller investigation.
  • Papa John's is experimenting with pizza bowls that are all toppings, no crust.
  • TikTok and Meta can see user behavior on in-app browsers, new research shows.

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Open House

Welcome to Open House, the only newsletter section that remembers when you actually had to print out treasure maps. We'll give you a few facts about a listing, and you try to guess the price.

Pirate ship for sale in Virginia.Daniel Corder/Old House Life

Today's home, located in the lower Potomac River in Virginia, is a pirate ship originally built in the 1900s. And while it's a little banged up from years of pillaging, it's still got great bones. Because there are skeletons. Get it.

Anyway, amenities include:

  • 1 bed, 1 poop deck (bath)
  • Outdated upholstery
  • No recent outbreaks of scurvy
  • Plenty of sails and ropes to trip over

How much for this pirate's booty?

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Written by Neal Freyman, Matty Merritt, Jamie Wilde, Max Knoblauch, and Abigail Rubenstein

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