Cheat Sheet: Ukraine Trolls Weeping Russian Tourists With Bananarama Clip

The defense ministry advised visitors to stay away "unless they want an unpleasantly hot summer break."

Manage newsletters View in browser Advertisement 1. Ukraine Trolls Weeping Russian Tourists With Bananarama Clip   CRIMEA RIVER  The defense ministry advised visitors to stay away "unless they want an unpleasantly hot summer break." WORLD 2. Man Pays to Fly 'Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha' Banner Over Mar-a-Lago  LAUGH IT UP  "It brought me a lot of joy to do so," he said. "I would do it again." POLITICS Make Those Smart Home Upgrades With 40% Off Motorized Blinds  AD BY AMERICAN BLINDS  American Blinds is offering 40% off sitewide with this promo code. The truth is a Beast. Are you?  Get unlimited access to the Beast's fearless reporting.  Subscribe Advertisement 3. Trump Thanked for His 'Sacrifices' at $2K-a-Head Fundraiser  DEAR LEADER  The swanky event came hours after his fraud deposition where he invoked the Fifth over and over. POLITICS 4. Seoul Will Ban 'Parasite' Basement Homes After Flood Deaths  'THREATENS THE VULNERABLE'  South Korea's capital has seen 11 people left dead or missing in historic rains this week. WORLD Best Buy's Anniversary Sale Means 50% Off Dyson and Apple  TECH FOR LESS  Best Buy's Anniversary Sales Event includes up to 50% off Dyson, Apple, Sony, and more. Advertisement 5. Florida Cops Beg People to Stop Interrupting Manatee Orgies  OH THE HU-MANATEE  "Folks were trying to touch them. Please don't." U.S. NEWS 6. Kim Jong Un Was 'Seriously Unwell' in COVID Crisis, Sis Says  DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS  Party members wept as Kim Yo Jong described her tyrannical sibling's ordeal. WORLD 7. China Ditches Promise Not to Send Troops to Taiwan  NEW RULES  Beijing is now offering Taiwan less freedom after what it calls "reunification." WORLD Advertisement 8. College Slammed for Allowing 'Ph.D. in Masturbation'  CRIMES AGAINST THE HUMANITIES  The researcher spent three months touching himself to comics featuring young boys. WORLD 9. ISIS 'Beatles' Killer Gang Member Arrested at U.K. Airport  NABBED  Aine Davis had just been released from a Turkish prison and had touched down in the U.K., where British police were waiting for him. WORLD 10. NYC Carriage Horse Collapses on Hot Street in 'Distress'  'SICK'  Police officers hosed the animal off with water, and it eventually managed to rise to its feet, to cheers from dozens of concerned onlookers. U.S. NEWS Advertisement 11. Ex-JPMorgan Traders Found Guilty of Fraud in Spoofing Trial  ALL THAT GLITTERS  The two convicted traders were cleared of racketeering and conspiracy. A third defendant was acquitted of all the charges he faced. U.S. NEWS 12. Cops Search for Mom and Kids on Ezra Miller's Farm: Report  FLASH, BACK  The DC star seemed like they were attempting to "evade service" of an emergency care order, state officials said. ENTERTAINMENT 13. Anne Heche Under Investigation for Felony DUI: TMZ  HEAT IS ON  The homeowner of the residence into which the actress drove her Mini Cooper last Friday has said she was superficially injured in the incident. ENTERTAINMENT Read More Was this email forwarded to you? Sign up here. Advertisement © 2022 The Daily Beast Company LLC I 555 W. 18th Street, New York NY, 10011   Privacy Policy   If you are on a mobile device or cannot view the images in this message, click here to view this email in your browser. To ensure delivery of these emails, please add emails@thedailybeast.com to your address book. If you no longer wish to receive these emails, or think you have received this message in error, you can safely unsubscribe. https://elink.thedailybeast.com/oc/61415435109eeb2e0e1eed49h3041.3n6w/6314c9b3