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Why would Putin invade Ukraine?
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  • Markets: The headlines that moved markets last week—the Fed's response to inflation, corporate earnings, tensions in Ukraine—will remain top of mind for investors this coming week. Analysts predict that if Russia were to invade Ukraine, oil could top $100 a barrel for the first time since 2014, further thwarting President Biden's attempts to bring down gas prices.

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Why would Putin invade Ukraine?

Vladimir Putin Ozan Kose/AFP via Getty Images

The Russia–Ukraine crisis continued to escalate over the weekend, with US National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan warning that a Russian invasion could come "essentially at any time."

The Russian government has denied it's planning a move into Ukraine, but its military has amassed more than 130,000 troops along the border. So if it turns out to be a bluff, it's a pretty extravagant one.

It may leave you wondering…why? Why does Russian President Vladimir Putin want to risk human lives and economic catastrophe over Ukraine? It's not about acquiring more land, of course. Russia, the world's largest country by area, has plenty of that.

What it is about is far more complex and speculative (since Putin hasn't exactly explained his reasoning), but it likely boils down to this: In launching an invasion into Ukraine, Putin would be channeling his inner Joker by unleashing chaos in Eastern Europe.

But unlike the Joker's antics, Putin's chaos serves several aims:

  1. Reassert Russian power that was lost with the collapse of the Soviet Union
  2. Warn Western governments, particularly the US, against increasing their pro-democracy influence in Eastern Europe

And Ukraine is key to all that: Of all the former Soviet republics, Ukraine is most culturally linked to Russia, and Putin has even claimed Russia and Ukraine are "one nation." But Ukraine's government has irked Putin recently, most symbolically by making preliminary moves to join NATO, an alliance that was created to counter the Soviet Union. Currently, one of Russia's top demands of the US is a commitment that Ukraine will never join NATO.

All of this to say: The stakes are unbelievably high, not just for Ukraine, but for Europe in general. If Russia were to invade Ukraine, "Europeans would suddenly be living in a world where Russia would have a claim to intervene anywhere in its near abroad or even beyond, any time it felt important interests were at stake," geopolitics analyst Bruno Maçães wrote.

That's why Western leaders have been frantically trying to work out a diplomatic resolution. UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has called the situation "the biggest security crisis that Europe has faced for decades," and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said yesterday that a Ukraine invasion is an "assault on democracy."

        

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The LA Rams won the Super Bowl in a nailbiter over the Cincinnati Bengals thanks to some clutch performances from Matthew Stafford, Cooper Kupp, and Aaron Donald. Everything else about the broadcast leaned heavily into Gen X nostalgia, from the sizzling halftime show (Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and friends) to the ads (a Sopranos-themed Chevy spot). Oh, and Coinbase was forced to temporarily throttle traffic following its QR code commercial.

The Ambassador Bridge was cleared: After a week of protests against Covid restrictions disrupted trade across the US–Canada border, officials removed the final demonstrators in the area and towed away vehicles. "Today, our national economic crisis at the Ambassador Bridge came to an end," the mayor of Windsor, Ontario, Drew Dilkens, said yesterday.

IBM's youthful makeover under scrutiny: Newly released emails show that top IBM executives were directly involved in pushing the company to get rid of older workers, whom one exec referred to "dinobabies." The docs were submitted as evidence for a discrimination lawsuit that was filed after a 2018 ProPublica report revealed that IBM fired more than 20,000 American employees aged 40+ in the previous five years.

        

FINANCE

The 1MDB scandal goes to trial

Former Goldman Sachs banker Roger Ng (R) and his lawyer Marc Agnifilo (L) arrive at US Federal Court in New York. Former Goldman Sachs banker Roger Ng (R) and his lawyer Marc Agnifilo (L) arrive at US Federal Court in New York. Yuki Iwamura/AFP via Getty Images.

To all the readers who've been desperate for a juicy business trial since Elizabeth Holmes was convicted—your wait is over.

Roger Ng, the former head of investment banking in Malaysia for Goldman Sachs, will stand trial in New York beginning today. He's accused of playing a prominent role in a massive laundering scheme that plundered billions from Malaysia's sovereign wealth fund, 1MDB.

The details: In one of Wall Street's all-time biggest scandals, Goldman Sachs facilitated $6.5 billion in bond sales for 1MDB…but to win the business bankers bribed government officials and later funneled a chunk of the money into extravagant purchases.

  • Embezzled funds were used to buy a Beverly Hills hotel, a $200 million superyacht, and even to help finance Wolf of Wall Street.

The fallout: Goldman Sachs apologized for its role and paid $5 billion in fines, but Ng is the only Goldman Sachs banker to be put on trial in the US over 1MDB. The ringleader of the entire operation, Malaysian tycoon Jho Low, remains at large and is rumored to be hiding out in China.

Required reading: Billion Dollar Whale is the definitive book on Low's historic fraud.

        

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Stat: Thanks to inflation, auto dealers are introducing their own form of surge pricing. More than 80% of US consumers who bought cars in January paid more than the manufacturer's suggested retail price (MSRP). That share was just 2.8% in January 2021 and 0.3% two years ago.

Quote: "It's not a requirement of law, but it's a requirement, I think, of just some generic decency."

Speaking to NBC's Lester Holt before the Super Bowl, President Biden pushed the NFL to improve its woeful track record of hiring minority coaches: In a league where 71% of the players are Black, there are just two active Black head coaches and no Black team owners. Eminem also took a knee following his halftime performance, a gesture that's become synonymous with protesting racial injustice.

Read: Inside the bitcoin laundering case that confounded the internet. (New York Times)

        

CALENDAR

The week ahead

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Olympics: The troubled 2022 Beijing Olympics enter their second and final week. Highlights include Eileen Gu in the women's ski halfpipe (Thursday), the women's individual figure skating final (Thursday), and the hockey gold medal games (the women's on Wednesday and men's on Saturday). Here's the current medal count.

Earnings: Walmart, Airbnb, Nvidia, Roblox, and DraftKings will close out one of the wackiest earnings seasons in recent memory.

TV/movie releases: The first part of Netflix's Kanye West documentary drops on Wednesday. Also arriving soon: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel season 4, Severance on Apple TV+, and the long-awaited Uncharted movie.

Everything else:

  • Meta will reportedly hold an all-hands meeting about the metaverse on Tuesday.
  • The NBA's All-Star Weekend tips off Friday.
        

WHAT ELSE IS BREWING

  • Cent, the NFT marketplace that sold an NFT of Jack Dorsey's first tweet, is shutting down most transactions due to "rampant" selling of fake and plagiarized digital tokens.
  • The US suspended all imports of Mexican avocados on Super Bowl eve after a plant safety inspector in Mexico received a threatening message on his phone.
  • American Erin Jackson became the first Black woman to win a speedskating medal at the Winter Olympics (she nabbed the gold in the 500 meters).
  • Friends episodes that were re-released in China appear to have been scrubbed of LGBT content.

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